What holds the moon up?

A: Moonbeams.

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How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

Where will the Womens World Cup final be held?

Kitchen Stadium

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Why was the Moon in a bad mood?

It was just going through one of its phases.

Why is the moon so bright?

Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."