They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.
A pastryarchy.
Because he couldn't throw away the evidence
Swishnu
Duh. Cause he's da foe.
A sandy hook.
They are Clausaphobic
The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.
To prove they can focus on two things at once.
Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)
A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.