Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

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What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

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Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

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What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!