How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied