Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.
Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.
The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.
Because he took the stairs.
I hate the steelers.
Under a bar of soap.
They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.
There was a run on sentences.
Because it's easier than running from the law.
Someone who's too lazy to steal.
They would steal all the boos.
Between a politician and a news camera.
About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.
