What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a diameter and a radius?

A radius

What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

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Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ( )

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

How many psychiatrists does it... ...take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

Mental Hospital Jokes More Mental Hospital Jokes

What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

Where do you take someone who overdoses on homeopathic medicine?

A mental hospital