What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

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Why do all Asian kids get straight A's?

Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks.

Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent.

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What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.