Which eggs are the best for Easter?

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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

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Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!