What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

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How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

What kind of computer can't sing?

A Dell

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

How do you make an Chocolat omelette?

With Easter eggs.

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.