What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

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Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "

How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

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What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!

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Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!