What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

Previous Random Joke Next

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead or not?

You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What do you call a story about a WW2 shipyard?

A riveting tale.

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?

A cotton tale!

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.