What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

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What happened to the tyrannical fruit?

He was impeached!

What happens to all Vertibird pilots?

They Fallout

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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

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What's the worst part about necrophilia?

When you get stiff before she does.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

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How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

What's the best part of having Alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday!