What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

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What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

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Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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What's the worst part about having Alzheimer's?

To get to the other side

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.