What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

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What do you call a happy Russian?

Gladimir Putin!

How does a Russian bomb explode?

Kaboomshki

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Why are gold fish orange ?

The water makes them rusty !

What's a stoner's favorite body of water?

The T.H. sea

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What do you call an Arnold Palmer with vodka?

A John Daly

What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

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What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

What's the Russian word for Internet outage?

Internjet