What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

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Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

What do Russians call their barbers?

Combrade

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Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

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What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool

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What's the Russian word for Internet outage?

Internjet

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka