What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

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What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

What's the difference between a group of midget spies and a women's track team?

One is a cunning group of runts.

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What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

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What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...