What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

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What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

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What you get served at KFC is original.

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Because they let IT go

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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.