What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

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What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.