Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe"

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What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.

Where do Jedi go to get inked?

Tattooine.

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What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

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What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut