Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

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Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

What is a Jedi's favorite salad dressing?

Skywalker Ranch.

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

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How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free

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How do the Sith ascend?

Elevaders

Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes