Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

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Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

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What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

Why do black men make such good husbands?

Because they're already used to being whipped.

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Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon?

Only whites allowed

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

How do you deal with heavy traffic?

A: Heavy psychedelics.

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When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

Where do the Sith shop?

At the Darth Maul. :3

Negative Number Jokes More Negative Number Jokes

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

Why did the negative number look so surprised?

He was nonplussed.