Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

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Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

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What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

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Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

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How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

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Where do the Sith shop?

At the Darth Maul. :3

What do you call it when a Sith goes to a Galleria?

Darth Mall.

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What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.