Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

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What's the dirtiest part of a Jedi?

The Forceskin.

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

What do Australians use for sun burns?

Aloe, mate. I'm sorry

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Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

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Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

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Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

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Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

How do the Sith ascend?

Elevaders

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Why did the negative number look so surprised?

He was nonplussed.