Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

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How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

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What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

What do you say to Aziz Ansari when you forget his birthday?

Aziz, I'm sorry.

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Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

What can't I find on the internet?

My keys