Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.