What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

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Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

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Because it was rated arrr!

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Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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I'll tell you later.

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Their teacher told them not to use tables!

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Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

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For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

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Wife: Please go wait in the car

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The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

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You're projecting." (From Star Trek Voyager)

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!