How do you project confidence?

How do you project confidence? Multiply by the cosine of the angle.

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Multiply Jokes More Multiply Jokes

Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!

Angle Jokes More Angle Jokes

What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

Why did the angles have such high self esteem?

Because they kept complementing each other.

Project Jokes More Project Jokes

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard ?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

Confidence Jokes More Confidence Jokes

What do you call the state of having confidence?

I'm sorry, it's confidential.

How do you project confidence?

How do you project confidence? Multiply by the cosine of the angle.

Cosine Jokes More Cosine Jokes

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

What do you call it when cosine plays?

Cos(play)