What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

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What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

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What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

How Do they say "F**k You" in Hollywood?

Trust Me..."

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James

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What did the counselor say to the hologram?

You're projecting." (From Star Trek Voyager)

How do you project confidence?

How do you project confidence? Multiply by the cosine of the angle.