What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

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Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ?

They were trying to keep their german market.

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

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What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

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How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

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What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

A: 9.81 m/s2

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

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Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

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What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.