What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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Apply Jokes More Apply Jokes

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

What do "white privilege" and "severely mentally handicapped" have in common?

Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.

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What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What is the one type of person that will never get angry?

A nomad.

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!"

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH

Accelerate Jokes More Accelerate Jokes

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

A: 9.81 m/s2

Object Jokes More Object Jokes

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized