Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ?

They were trying to keep their german market.

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How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

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What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

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Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

x always equals 10

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Why is apple afraid of microsoft?

because 7 8 10