How do you spot a egocentric vocalist?

They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'

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What is it called when Venom snake gets spotted doing something bad?

Getting caught red handed!

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

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Why is it we are singing to each other?

It's no wonder our funding has gone away.

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

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Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.