Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."

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What do you call a woman who fell off a cliff?

Eileen Dover...

What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

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How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

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What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."