Why is it we are singing to each other?

It's no wonder our funding has gone away.

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Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

How do you spot a egocentric vocalist?

They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Funding Jokes More Funding Jokes

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.