What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What do you call 7 Irish guys singing "White Christmas?

Racist.

Where do singing seahorses live?

In a choral coral corral

Relax Jokes More Relax Jokes

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!