What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

People Jokes More People Jokes

What the heck?

Who are those people up there "

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

What's the best part about showering with an eight year old girl?

Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

Relax Jokes More Relax Jokes

Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.