How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

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Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

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How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

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What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

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Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?

Because it was so ET !

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.