His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."
The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)
If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump
A Dell.
Strap a steak to the ceiling
In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.
Banana Nut Crunch.
A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction
A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
Women.
Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.