He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.
An egg gets laid.
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
Santa
In a snowbank.
They are hiring.
Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.
To a re-tail store!
His lucky people's foot!
A salt rifle.
Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.