How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

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How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

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Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

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Why does Hollywood loveee to hire British Actors?

Cheap labor.

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ?

One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!

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Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

Why is it always so sunny in Firefly and Serenity?

Because they only have one season.

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What's another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.