How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Where do Eggs keep their holidays pictures?

In a photo albumen...

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

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Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

Why was Santa's little helper sad?

Because he had low ELFesteem

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What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

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How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?

With a hare dryer!

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

Santa Elf Jokes More Santa Elf Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.