What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently