What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.