What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.

What's the difference between Rick Grimes and Carl Grimes?

Rick Grimes has two I's....

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel