An egg gets laid.
One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears
I don't know and I don't care.
The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
They both think the other one gets laid more.
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.