How's your day Dog ?

Rough...

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How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

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Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.