When's the best time of day to start a diet?

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It got shelved.

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He started to hear invoices in his head.

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Doris' day.

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Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

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When the stores are open.

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Because it's good ferrous.

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I don't have a watermelon in my garage.

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