When's the best time of day to start a diet?

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Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

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What do Mexicans say on their first day in America?

Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

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When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

When is the best time to buy budgies ?

When they're going cheap !

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What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

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How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?

384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock