Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
A one night stand with Jesus
A: A violator.
BAAAHH RAIN!"
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The nearest ISOBAR!!
They keep telling me to stop asking...
It forgot the lyrics.
She forgot to delete her Bowser history
An XO skeleton"
Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.
Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary
I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either
Sir" from a distance.
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Diet coke has better advertising.
He said, "it's a High Fluten diet."
