Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
A neck-romancer
Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.
Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*
Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.
Forest gunk.
A: Elephants never forget.
He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest
They're drop dead gorgeous!
A skele**ton**.
Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)
Sir
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Her food is potion-controlled.
OC I think I'll go on a diet!
