Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**
Ralph Neighder!
Minus one.
Neighbor
You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
Put him in the front.
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Baghdad!
The hide and seek champion.
They don't.
ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
Sir" from a distance.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Because he wasn't a Fin whale!
He said, "it's a High Fluten diet."
