What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Interviewer Jokes More Interviewer Jokes

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab?

Where to sir?

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

Sardar Jokes More Sardar Jokes

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

What's this diet called?

He said, "it's a High Fluten diet."