Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if you sing country music backwards?

A: You get your job and your wife back.

What happens to a laffy taffy joke in the rain?

It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him?

Thanks Verstappen.

What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man?

An addadictamie.

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When do we need airplane noises?

NEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWW

Why didn't the mason jar need a paternity test?

Because the resemblance was uncanny.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do you say to Aziz Ansari when you forget his birthday?

Aziz, I'm sorry.

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

30 Second Jokes More 30 Second Jokes

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

How are men like television commercials?

A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.