Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

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Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

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Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

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What do you find in cells?

My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.

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You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

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How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.