Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

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How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

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How do you tell if you're a real gangster?

Take a blud test OC

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

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What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream?

Sure, Bert!

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

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Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...