How many roads must a man walk?

42

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

42 Jokes More 42 Jokes

How many roads must a man walk?

42

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.