How many roads must a man walk?

42

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

42 Jokes More 42 Jokes

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

How many roads must a man walk?

42