Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

Disappoint Jokes More Disappoint Jokes

How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

removed

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?