How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

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How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What do you name a girlfriend you haven't had for a long time?

Palmela Handerson

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Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

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What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES???

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Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."