How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

Previous Random Joke Next

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend?

Harambe

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES???

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.