How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

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Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

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Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?

We'd be good together.

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How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

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How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.