Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

Genocide Jokes More Genocide Jokes

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.