Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

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Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

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Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell