What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

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How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

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How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once?

Go to a john mayer concert!

What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses