What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

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What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

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Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

What goes "Tick Tock, woof woof"?

A watchdog.