What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

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Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

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How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie?

A gorillian dollars

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.