What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

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What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

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What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

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What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.