Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

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How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How is a bell obedient?

It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).

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What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?

Give him the biggest bananas.

How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie?

A gorillian dollars

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What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?

A gooseberry is green !

Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.