Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

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Yes but we cantaloupe.

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What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

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Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?

A gooseberry is green !