Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

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What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

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What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

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What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?

A gooseberry is green !

Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.