How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time?

No one told him he's black.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Shelter Jokes More Shelter Jokes

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

What do you do when ISIS attacks?

Make a mad Daesh to a shelter