How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

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How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb?

It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

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When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

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What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread?

Don't worry, someone will tell you.

Shelter Jokes More Shelter Jokes

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.