How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other?

Lets get Jobs!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if your scrotum is ticklish?

Give it a couple test tickles

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.

Shelter Jokes More Shelter Jokes

Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.