How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

Why are power tools good for bank robberies?

They know the drill.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How can you tell if a person's a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

Shelter Jokes More Shelter Jokes

Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.