Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

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Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

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Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.