Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.
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Coffee Mug
Philately will get you no where.
Just say neaux.
A non-prophet
There's no accounting for taste.
Because they reject setian.
When a woman rejects feminism.
Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."
Because it was FeO
His place is a dump
Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.
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The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.
Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
A good start
A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.
asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'
This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.
You cant-elope!
A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!
From age
Paddy Hor D'oeuvre
Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar.
Islams It.
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.
Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!
Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*
He pities the fool.
