Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.
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Philately will get you no where.
Just say neaux.
A non-prophet
There's no accounting for taste.
Because they reject setian.
When a woman rejects feminism.
Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."
Because it was FeO
His place is a dump
Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.
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The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.
Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
Cuz they're not for prophets.
It wasn't making enough prophet
If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.
That's nice. Mine's a light shade of brown.
The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)
Because he was sketchy.
On your Marx, get set, go!"
One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.
Mention feminism.
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It's more fun to break wind
New Jersey got to choose first
A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.
Make a mad Daesh to a shelter