What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed?

A non-prophet

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Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

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What do you call a drunk muslim woman?

Stoned.

What will it be!?

The Muslim replies, "Shots for everyone!"

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When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.