What do you call a drunk muslim woman?

Stoned.

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What happened to the muslim critic?

He blew everything out of proportion!

What did the moderate muslim say to the radical muslim?

Hello friend!

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What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful?

Because they were set in stone.