What do you call a drunk muslim woman?

Stoned.

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

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What do you call mexicans who are stoned?

Baked beans.

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.