Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

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Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

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How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

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Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

pop culture