Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua?

Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!

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Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

What did one Pop star say to the other?

Sia , Later!

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Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will "Let It Go.

Why can't you give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she'll Let It Go.

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What are Bill Gates latest projects?

Needle upscaling and camel miniaturization.

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

pop culture