Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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Who hurt you?

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How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

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Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

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Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

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Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

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