Pop Star Jokes

What did one Pop star say to the other?

Sia , Later!

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What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

nothing, hes a fan.

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Sia Jokes More Sia Jokes

How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

Rowan Atkinson Jokes More Rowan Atkinson Jokes

What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

Why should you never give Queen Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll just let it go.

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

pop culture

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What do 8 hobbits make?

A hobbyte.

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0