Pop Star Jokes

What did one Pop star say to the other?

Sia , Later!

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What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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Hypothermia Jokes More Hypothermia Jokes

What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

Rowan Atkinson Jokes More Rowan Atkinson Jokes

What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.

80 Jokes More 80 Jokes

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

What does a 80 yr old woman taste like?

Depends.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Who fans?

Tardis..... I will see myself out..

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

Pop Corn Jokes More Pop Corn Jokes

Whats a really famous corn?

Pop corn. Get it? like e.g, pop stars

What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn?

Where's Pop Corn

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.