Balloon Jokes

What's the difference between a baloon and a condom?

When a balloon pops - there's one less. When a condom pops - there's one more. Or more.

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How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.

Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?

She'll let it go!

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will "Let It Go.

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

pop culture

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

What do balloons and virgins have in common?

One prick and its gone.

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

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Why can't you give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she'll Let It Go.

Why should you never give Queen Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll just let it go.

Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.

What do you call someone who really likes balloons?

Autistic.

Why were there balloons in the bathroom?

There was a birthday potty.

Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

A: Because she might Let it Go

Who's there ! Balloon ! Balloon who ?

Balloon velvet !

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

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What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.

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Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

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What's the key to finding love?

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Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

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Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

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Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

What are Bill Gates latest projects?

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What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

Who's there ! Amelia ! Amelia who ?

Amelia a package last week - did you get it !