When a balloon pops - there's one less. When a condom pops - there's one more. Or more.
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Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)
Pop music.
She'll let it go!
Because she will "Let It Go.
pop culture
Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.
A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !
One prick and its gone.
Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms
Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...
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Because she'll Let It Go.
Because she'll just let it go.
4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons
A: Siamese twins.
Autistic.
There was a birthday potty.
Because she'll let it goooo
A: Because she might Let it Go
Balloon velvet !
A LED Zeppelin
Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.
She would always let it go.
Pop music!
Attire.
Hobos
Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.
Because you C4 of them exploding every day
He was into inflation.
Whichever can reduce inflation.
A balloon animal!
With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.
A buck-an-ear.
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
Quarkiplier
Because it lasts forever.
Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.
The Lumbar Jack
Because they had to adjust for inflation.