How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What idiot invented fire blankets?

You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

A: Because she might Let it Go

Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?

She'll let it go!