How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Who invented mince?

A leper playing guitar.

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.