How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

Why is it prestigious to wear a condom?

It's a members-only jacket.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

Why were there balloons in the bathroom?

There was a birthday potty.