How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What does Kodak film and a condom have in common?

They both capture that special moment

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

What do you call someone who really likes balloons?

Autistic.

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.