How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How was the Irish Jig invented?

To much beer and not enough bathrooms

What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

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