Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern?

They both have empty heads.

What goes "Hahahahaha...thud"?

Someone laughing their head off

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

How many tickles does it take to pleasure an anime character?

Ten.

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking